tyra

May 5, 2012 1:39 pm 1:38 pm
  • directionators: y r u calling them gey??? u hater!11!!1!
  • police: so they just ACCIDENTALLY stabbed themselves in the chest 40 times?
  • me: yes
1:38 pm 1:37 pm

Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face

(Source: greytune, via laughcentre)

1:36 pm 1:35 pm April 28, 2012 1:34 am 1:31 am

(Source: pritamsaha)

1:31 am 1:30 am